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I still don't write these questions, I just answer them.
LITTEL BIG from nowhere asks: WHY DO WEMEN GET AWAY BEING STUPID
Sarashay answers: Because men get away with being even stupider. I think the way you typed your question pretty much demonstrates that point. Thanks for your question.
Brianna from School asks: what are the major cities of Namibia?
(Brought to you by the friendly folks at the CIA. Thanks for your question)
bahki from Macon, Ga asks: What music did Dianne Wiest play on the piano in I Am Sam?
Sarashay answers: Check the closing credits and see who they paid royalties to. Thanks for your question.
Jim BOb from chucktowne asks: how do we get to never-never land?
Sarashay answers: Second star to the right and straight on to morning. Thanks for your question.
Cooper from Charleston asks: What do you think of the star wars kid?
Sarashay answers: I have no problem with the Star Wars kid. It's the Star Wars grown man still living in his mom's basement that worries me. Thanks for your question.
Nobody from Nowhere asks: who discovered electricity
Sarashay answers: Probably the first guy struck by lightning, poor sap. Thanks for your question.
Disgruntled Consumer from Charleston, South Carolina asks: Why do rice crispies snap, crackle, and pop when you add milk!?
Sarashay answers: Being a child of Saturday morning cartoons, I was always under the impression that it was little elves making it happen. Thanks for your question.
SCRAMS from MASS asks: WHY IS IT THAT WOMAN WANT MEN TO CHANGE,WHEN INFACT IT WAS YOU THEY WERE INTERESTED IN WHEN YOU MET?
Sarashay answers: For the same reasons that people buy houses and renovate them. It's not about what is, it's about what it has the potential to be. I'm not necessarily saying that it's a good thing, it's just an observation. (In my own life, I have no interest in investing in a "fixer-upper" relationship.) Thanks for your question.
na-na from yazoo city asks: Can you have sex while you're on your period?
Sarashay answers: If you don't mind the mess, yes you can. Just don't forget to take the tampon out. Thanks for your question.
Jon Harley from CT asks: If I need to give a telemarketing company a list of company names and phone numbers to call on in different vertical markets such as Car dealers, Law firms, medical, realastate etc. where would i get such a list from?
Sarashay answers: If I knew I wouldn't tell you anyway. Telemarketers are a notch above junk fax and spam on the scale of bottom-feeding-advertising-methods. No, thank you.
power72 from ofallon asks: most used high school mascot
Sarashay answers: High school mascots don't get used as nearly as much as certain cheerleaders do. Thanks for your question.
wisedom seeker from philadelphia asks: people feels so lonely and no one is around. what does people do?. specially elder people after they raise the kids and the grand kids. and they look back ..nothingness
Sarashay answers: That's not always true. People can be lonely in a crowded room, and they can be content all by themselves. It's all in what you make of it. And if you run out of people to take care of, it might be the ideal time to start taking care of yourself. Thanks for your question.
wisdom seeker from philadelphia asks: across ages. people live and die, happy and miserable. believers and miserables. what is the meaning behind all that. void and emptiness. any answers?
Sarashay answers: Sometimes you get free chocolate chip cookies. Thanks for your question.
alex from work asks: i want to know who sings the song with the lyricts "all i want is to be in the light"
Sarashay answers: DC Talk. Don't ask me how I know. Thanks for your question.
Max 007 from ALA. asks: How much for A Lexmark Z22 color jetprinter Retell?
Sarashay answers: Currently, $49 from OfficeMax. Thanks for your question.
BIG SEXY from GRAND RAPIDS, MI asks: WHAT AM I?
Sarashay answers: Clearly, somebody with some overcompensation issues. Thanks for your question.
monkey from uk asks: how big is my schlong?
Sarashay answers: Well, if you're not satisfied with it, I've gotten quite a few emails about all kinds of products to increase length and girth. Give me your email address and I'll be happy to forward them to you. They're no use to me. Thanks for your question.
Nicole from Home asks: What is a baby rabbit called
Sarashay answers: A kit. Thanks for your question.
E.J from: Mississippi asks: Does 2 strobe lights make a disco ball reflect or just plain staring lights and can i get the exact answer please??Thank you
Sarashay answers: Light reflects off of a mirrored surface regardless of how steady the light is. I'd give you a more exact answer if I could make head or tail of your exact question. Thanks for your question.
dixie normas from my ass asks: Why is the sky blue?
Sarashay answers: Because it reflects the ocean. Thanks for your question.
Piggy from Nowhere asks: How do I pleasure a girl?
Sarashay answers: There are as many answers to that question as there are girls. Best route would be to ask whatever girl you had in mind what would be her pleasure. Thanks for your question.
JJ from ALABAMA asks: HOW DO YOU CONVERT SQUARE FEET INTO LINEAR FEET?
Sarashay answers: Multiply it by itself. Hey, it's worth a shot. Thanks for your question.
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